adorabald

When a person who shaves his or her head on a daily basis or is naturally bald, identifies with the general public as being "cute" or "attractive" for his or her baldness.

Alice: Gosh, that sheen is insane!
Pat: I know, isn't Bob adorabald?
Alice: Sure is, Pat, sure is.

by skanhai April 11, 2011

Adorabawesome

Pronounced adora-bawesome. Simultaneously adorable and awesome.

Hank and Katherine Green's song about Nerdfighterlike was so adorabawesome.

by AHorseNamedLarry February 3, 2013

adopt a pop

A beta male who never had kids of their own, but is now caring for the kids of single mother.

Mother say's

I wish I had someone in my life but it's hard for men to stay with me because I'm a package deal with kids.
I need an adopt a pop.

by Nightcrawler March 30, 2023

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

Adorable

You are adorable af uwu ;)

Look in the mirror and the defenition of adorable is right there

by Stīk. May 5, 2019

Abortnite

The phrase used when a squad starts to wreck you and your teammates in fortnite forcing you to retreat from the situation as fast as a black man leaves a pregnant partner

Manly: “Shit man, they are tryna flank us!”
Brad: “ABORTNITE”

by Bernard0079 March 9, 2018

Adopt Me

A roblox roleplay game made in 2017 where people are supposed to roleplay and adopt kids, but instead scams each other and beg for pets, and boast their stupid neon shadow dragon.

-Hello, your pet is so cool. Can you adopt me?

-HAHAHA poor noob I will never adopt you

by SaltyMushroom December 5, 2020