Hinckley Academy

Formerly known as JCC, the school has recently shifted away from the production of chavs which inhibit the Town and towards the breeding of the more modern, 21st century version: the Roadman. A ripped puffer jacket on the school gates is an ever-present sight, the sign that one gang of roadmen has sabotaged another and thus removed their leader of the right to wear a north face jacket in July and to use language such as blud, fam or init. The school's inability to get on top of the theft issue has had a profound effect on the standard of teaching, with only 32% of teachers reported having more than 3 chairs and an interactive 'smart'board. This, inevitably, had a major impact on the growth of the roadmen numbers, with gang leaders using the time it takes teachers to set up the old-fashioned chalkboard to teach classmates roadmen dialect, which will later be used in the afternoon's shoplift when one member of the gang subdues the owner with their confusing accent while the leader smuggles a monster energy drink through the door under their puffer jacket. At home-time you'd be mistaken for thinking some sort of bmx race takes place on the premises by the amount of roadmen with bikes waiting outside the school gates but they are in fact expelled pupils who have the sudden desire, after being expelled, to rock up on their bikes en-masse and wait for their mates outside the gates every day, subsequently putting any members of staff off leaving school grounds before 5pm.

mother: son, why is my bank account saying £250 spent on a mountain warehouse coat, its June?
Year 7 child: I'm starting Hinckley Academy in September init!

by Suntan Dave October 21, 2020

Franklin Academy East Haddam

A place of hell. Founder Freddy Westerbeck (yes related to the TCAP guy) believed that children should be seen and never heard of again, and thus found the easiest targets to be kids with such disorders as autism, anxiety, ADD, and inceldom to be the most fit, as they werent retarded enough to where they couldn't be used for labor but could be convinced that anarcho socialism was the way to achieve the new world order.. Field trips include trips to Dollar General, gay pride parades, and the crack dens of Middletown and East Hartford. The school while presenting itself as a haven for social justice and multiculturalism, is 99% white, and regularly expells all students of african ancestory for "being too animalistic" in the founders words. The teachers also enjoy photographing the younger girls and teachers who try and stop this are fired and stripped of all communications with their families. Students are kept in prison like concrete buildings filled with signs saying "words are violence" and "let fred come into your body". It is a scary place

Friend one - "So I might be going to Franklin Academy East Haddam to help with my social anxiety"
Friend two - "Bro my brothers old classmate went there, they totally fucked with his head and filled his head with psycotic shit. Freakin mess that guy"
Friend one - "on god?"

by Man of the street August 23, 2022

The Umbrella Academy

a comic book series by Gerard Way and illustrated by Gabriel Bá.

The series includes:
Apocalypse Suite
Dallas
Hotel Oblivion

It is expected to have a television adaptation be released February 15, 2019

On the same day in 1989, forty-three infants are inexplicably born to random, unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Seven are adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, a billionaire industrialist, who creates The Umbrella Academy and prepares his “children” to save the world. But not everything went according to plan. In their teenage years, the family fractured and the team disbanded. Now, the six surviving thirty-something members reunite upon the news of Hargreeves’ passing.

by Gourtiom December 29, 2018

Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy

Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy otherwise known as MVPA is the most duttiest school in the 9. The teachers breath bang like coffee and you’ll be lucky if you don’t get spat on when they’re screaming down your ear hole.

“Rah you go Mossbourne Victoria park academy , I heard you’re not allowed a skin fade there”
“Yea , we have to walk around looking like we have mops on our heads”

by urmumsagaydonkey January 2, 2020

George Salter Academy

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.

“George Salter Academy?”
“Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”

by Sciddlyscoobydoo February 25, 2020

Lea valley academy

Lea valley is the most ghetto school in Enfield and its also school where dickheads and bitches go. There never a week where the fire alarm hasn't been pulled or fight hast happened. Lea valley is a school for hoes and roadman wanna be's, so if u fit in any of the categories u belong in lva perfectly

Bob the builder: do u go lea valley academy
spongebob: yeah
bob the builder: ew ur school is ghetto

by I sucked ur nan last night May 15, 2020

Downham Market Academy

A prison where the students get tortured and abused. They are locked in there with deadly karens, and nonces. Also where every single staff have sharp rat features and saggy bellies. Staff to work at DMA clean the floors by licking them , rubes coffee over themselves instead of showering and have repeated nightmares of peppa pig being a drug addict.

If you don’t watch your mouth son i’ll send you to Downham Market Academy

by rattyscratty November 6, 2020