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Any musical instrument but usually a saxphone.
- You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G with a axe. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.

-ahahahaha...so take this one: What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?

The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.
Axe by William Warney April 23, 2011
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1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.
Can I axe you something?

“That sounds dangerous, please leave my kids and I alone!!!”
Axe by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
if you call it an ax,I'll fucking murder you
an axe
Axe by Wowygary October 8, 2019
The kind of thing that every woman has (according to Rosa from Brooklyn 99)
What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?
axe by abt_03 January 5, 2021
Axe is a amazing man he's sweet ki d amazing and there very rare to come across so treat him well ❤
Dayum I love axe sm!
Axe by Yourmomshotdaddy November 5, 2021
a black persons slang for ask
Yo homie let me axe you a question
Axe by Willywacker69 November 2, 2025