One of the most beutiful countries in the world with low crime rate and very few racists.
We are one of the best countries at sport (try beat us at Cricket or Rugby)
We have some of he best doctors in the world and are one of the most medically advanced countries.
New Zeland you can have Russel Crowe back but clear all the phones out of the way first. We don't hate kiwis we think the sound funny because they say "Fesh and cheps" for fish and chips and "sex" for six but we don't hate them they are Australia Jr.
We do not sound anything like Steve Irwin and we don't have excess amounts of Kangaroos, Koalas, wombats etc.
Our government is a constitutional monarchy.
We are one of the best countries at sport (try beat us at Cricket or Rugby)
We have some of he best doctors in the world and are one of the most medically advanced countries.
New Zeland you can have Russel Crowe back but clear all the phones out of the way first. We don't hate kiwis we think the sound funny because they say "Fesh and cheps" for fish and chips and "sex" for six but we don't hate them they are Australia Jr.
We do not sound anything like Steve Irwin and we don't have excess amounts of Kangaroos, Koalas, wombats etc.
Our government is a constitutional monarchy.
Our Prime Minister is John howard he is better than the only other alternative (Kim Beasley) so until the other parties put up a good candidate we're keeping Howard.
Canberra is the nation's capital and it's beutiful city with lots of flora, all the convinence of the city without the negatives.
Hobart is in Tasmania and that's where our Cadbury factory is apart from that no one cares about Tassie.
Sydney has the best sites such as the sydney harbour bridge and the opera house. A great City.
Melbourne is where neighbours is filmed and is a bit of a scum whole but it does have some great things too.
Perth, the worst city in Australia they think they are better than everyone else.
Brisbane is our sunny city up in beutiful Queensland (who suck at state of orgin)
Adelaide I havn't been there but I suppose it's ok.
Canberra is the nation's capital and it's beutiful city with lots of flora, all the convinence of the city without the negatives.
Hobart is in Tasmania and that's where our Cadbury factory is apart from that no one cares about Tassie.
Sydney has the best sites such as the sydney harbour bridge and the opera house. A great City.
Melbourne is where neighbours is filmed and is a bit of a scum whole but it does have some great things too.
Perth, the worst city in Australia they think they are better than everyone else.
Brisbane is our sunny city up in beutiful Queensland (who suck at state of orgin)
Adelaide I havn't been there but I suppose it's ok.
by Brad J July 11, 2006
AKA Down Under - a way of trying to be subtle when asking about someone's lower regions, paritcularly the front end ones.
Girl: I'm a blonde at heart
Guy: But are you blonde in Australia?
Mom: How'd the health clinic go?
Son: I have a problem in Australia...
Guy: But are you blonde in Australia?
Mom: How'd the health clinic go?
Son: I have a problem in Australia...
by Riarku December 14, 2010
A fucking wasteland excuse of a country that prides itself on so called "conservation" and "saving the world"
And they honor these morals by raping and pillaging ALL the good acres of land for poorly built fucking expensive houses in which only Asian bastards and American cunts can buy only to turn into rentals where the fee's are unfair and high.
But this won't stop Australians pride themselves on valuing the economy and tourism and destroying precious forests to build more houses for people that don't live here, not to mention the center is a desert and the best parts to live are around the coast where all the forest is, so if the forest is in the way of $ forest gotta go!
Australia is just as full of cocksucking bullshit, braindead shitheaded faggots and Australians equivelant of rednecks (see RSL club members) that ignore all flaws and pride Australia for what it Once was, now its an overdeveloped shithole with a diminishing wildlife population.
And they honor these morals by raping and pillaging ALL the good acres of land for poorly built fucking expensive houses in which only Asian bastards and American cunts can buy only to turn into rentals where the fee's are unfair and high.
But this won't stop Australians pride themselves on valuing the economy and tourism and destroying precious forests to build more houses for people that don't live here, not to mention the center is a desert and the best parts to live are around the coast where all the forest is, so if the forest is in the way of $ forest gotta go!
Australia is just as full of cocksucking bullshit, braindead shitheaded faggots and Australians equivelant of rednecks (see RSL club members) that ignore all flaws and pride Australia for what it Once was, now its an overdeveloped shithole with a diminishing wildlife population.
by Topfragger November 03, 2008
Australia is the best country, island and continent in the world. We're one of a kind.
Located in the Pacific Rim, Australia has been around for ages-50,000 years approx. First inhabited by Aboriginals, then a long time later-1770- the British discovered this land and used it as a penal colony. However there has been some debate that the Dutch discovered it in the 1600s.
Australians are mad about sport, especially cricket and Australian Rules Football, and we don't really give a sh*t about much, for example the Cronulla Race Riots stopped because the Ashes Test Cricket Series was on. This laid back lifestyle is partly due to the cultural diversity and small population.
Out of Australia's 21 million people, over half live on the East Coast. Canberra is the capital, and Sydney is the most populous city, with 4.5 million people in the greater Sydney area.
I, personally, love the Central Coast of New South Wales, because it has great beaches, a great lifestyle, and rainforests about 20 minutes up the road.
Australia kicks arse.
Located in the Pacific Rim, Australia has been around for ages-50,000 years approx. First inhabited by Aboriginals, then a long time later-1770- the British discovered this land and used it as a penal colony. However there has been some debate that the Dutch discovered it in the 1600s.
Australians are mad about sport, especially cricket and Australian Rules Football, and we don't really give a sh*t about much, for example the Cronulla Race Riots stopped because the Ashes Test Cricket Series was on. This laid back lifestyle is partly due to the cultural diversity and small population.
Out of Australia's 21 million people, over half live on the East Coast. Canberra is the capital, and Sydney is the most populous city, with 4.5 million people in the greater Sydney area.
I, personally, love the Central Coast of New South Wales, because it has great beaches, a great lifestyle, and rainforests about 20 minutes up the road.
Australia kicks arse.
Sure, you go to Europe and America and you think 'wow, this is cool', then you come home to Australia, have a beer, and fire up a Barbecue and think 'but I wouldn't trade this for THE WORLD'
by StookieNinetyFour January 10, 2009
australia is probably one of the better countys in the world. it has awesome cool scenery and accepts people as citisans easier than most other counties.
the government pays people to go to school and to be unemployed. and most of the better people who live here are multi cultural and not rasist.
so in my opinion i think australia is a pretty alright place to live :)
the government pays people to go to school and to be unemployed. and most of the better people who live here are multi cultural and not rasist.
so in my opinion i think australia is a pretty alright place to live :)
aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi. Australia
by Melissa_0049 December 21, 2006
Pretty cool place overall. If you can't decide between backpacking in SE Asia or joining a frat, then do the east coast of Oz. Heard the West coast is amazing but didn't make it personally. Watch out for schoolies in Byron.
In person, Aussies are incredibly friendly. For some reason though whenever an aussie posts online they turn into raving america-hating lunatics. We Canucks tend to do it sometimes too, but have earned the right for obvious reasons.
As friendly as Aussies are I tend to prefer Kiwis for friendliness and general backwardness. Aussies remind me of Canadians and Kiwis remind me of Newfies.
Negative: Evil a.k.a. Rupert Murdoch is from there.
In person, Aussies are incredibly friendly. For some reason though whenever an aussie posts online they turn into raving america-hating lunatics. We Canucks tend to do it sometimes too, but have earned the right for obvious reasons.
As friendly as Aussies are I tend to prefer Kiwis for friendliness and general backwardness. Aussies remind me of Canadians and Kiwis remind me of Newfies.
Negative: Evil a.k.a. Rupert Murdoch is from there.
Steve from Brissy: "G'day you bloody yank! Footy?"
Danny from Texas: "Football? That there Australia is bigger'n Dallas."
John from Toronto: "Soccer? Whatever, hockey's back eh? Leafs are due man."
Brendan from South Island sticks: "Tough bikies hey? Gotta tinnie?"
Moike from Newfoundland: "If I 'ad a face da likes o yers, me son, I'd walk back'rds. Where you 'longs to?"
Steve: Bloody roo in the billabong!
Danny from Texas: "Football? That there Australia is bigger'n Dallas."
John from Toronto: "Soccer? Whatever, hockey's back eh? Leafs are due man."
Brendan from South Island sticks: "Tough bikies hey? Gotta tinnie?"
Moike from Newfoundland: "If I 'ad a face da likes o yers, me son, I'd walk back'rds. Where you 'longs to?"
Steve: Bloody roo in the billabong!
by Polar Spank September 14, 2005