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asstard

A word commonly used to describe someone (typically of the male gender) and their actions towards others. Often actions similar to those of asses and retards... hense. Asstard.
Damion is an asstard... enough said.
by Mel-Steff October 19, 2009
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asstard

A jerk (asshole) that is stupid or retarded
what an asstard!; Hi's/she's a supid asstard!
by Cornucopia of Ass May 21, 2006
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asstards

A curse word used commonly instead of bastard. It was first used in the webcomic Casey and Andy. www.caseyandandy.com
Bill Gates couldnt be more of an asstard.

Linux fanboys are such asstards.

That dude is such an asttard guy.

Frederik is cheating that asstard.

Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.

The asstard thinks hes funny.

Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.
by Lifeisaglitch April 21, 2006
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assturbating

Its where the male figure fingers his butt hole in an erotic manner until spooky white juice erects from his peepee hole.
Leland was exquisitely assturbating while watching brittney spears's new music video!
by b to the r a d March 6, 2009
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Asstard

Not quite an asshole, retard, or a bastard but, a asstard!
That guy is a big asstard.
by Robspace August 16, 2010
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asstard

you are mean and retarded at the same time. congratulations, if somebody called you this.
"you are an asstard for giving me a breakup note and staying to watch me read it."
by im not an asstard November 12, 2009
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asstard

Someone stupid, or shows great stupidity with anything they do or say.
"You're a stupid-head!"

"Wtf? Freaking asstard.. Suck my cock"
by Asstard April 12, 2009
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