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Lyrical Ass-wipe

A person who pretends to like music based on the musical quality, when truly they just like the song because the words are catchy or semi-funny.
LA-w "Dude, I really enjoy Poker Face by Lady Gaga for the quality of the electro-synchronization."
Me "quit being such a lyrical ass-wipe"
by TrickyDick69er February 4, 2010
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lanky ass wipe

When you wipe you ass but theres still a long piece of crap half hanging out
FUCK, our shitty roomate is being a lanky ass wipe again!
by JustinGardener October 1, 2017
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fucken ass wipe

This person doesn't care about anyone else but themselves. They treat others like shit and don't care about the feelings of others as long as they get what they want.
Look at that fucken ass wipe on his cell phone racing up to the stop sign looking like he's going to blow through it. He doesn't even care that I had to slam on my brakes thinking he wasn't going to stop.
by jimmybomm June 22, 2021
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Arabic Ass Wipe

The arabic ass wipe is when you take a crap and then sit ontop of anothers forehead. Then slowly move down their face till you hit their chin and it makes a long brown line.
“Dude, I took a dump yesterday and right after I gave my girl the Arabic Ass Wipe
by TheBootyRipper March 2, 2026
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Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it
Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again
by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009
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ass crap wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)
by aye boii July 17, 2017
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Wipe ass

The use of shoveling toilet paper back and fourth between to Hot steamy men at a gay bar
“Hay have your ever been to the wipe ass before, it’s lots of fun
by Ryan o’bern November 29, 2020
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