asprin

A medicine used to overdose on.

I overdoes on Asprin.

by L January 8, 2005

asprin cracker jacker

Someone who is so obsessed with "weiner pockets",that they take asprin and jack peoples crackers.

your mother is a asprin cracker jacker.

by Chris Garn, Al Herr October 9, 2007

asspiring

verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.

I was an asspiring writer once.

by Rhiana October 26, 2007

Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018

aspiring ballerina

a person that aspire to become the best ballerina

"hi felicia, how`s ballet going? its going great! im an aspiring ballerina!"

by pastorjacobi April 20, 2018

AspirinAss

AspirinAss-a white person with no curvature in their buttocks, just a crack.

Look at that AspirinAss, she don't have any booty!

by Philr1233 June 3, 2018

aspiringcristiano

An amazing Roblox player which is highly skilled in everything

Oh look it’s a god, no wait it’s actually AspiringCristiano!!!

by TheRealRoblox123321 April 24, 2019