New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.

Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."

by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012

appheimers

when the developers of an app "update" it so often, you can never remember how to use it.

Dan said he didn't see my post, I think he has appheimers.

by BarnacleWes September 28, 2018

Alzheimer's disease

a disease that makes u forget things

patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀

by fat yoshi is concerned August 3, 2021

Alcozheimers

A state induced by alcohol where one forgets random events, parts of evenings or entire years at a time.

Yes, you really did do that last night. You must remember - or is it your Alcozheimers kicking in again?

by SlightlySquiffyMike August 30, 2009

Alzheimer’s Disease

I forgot

Jake: Emily was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease. She’ll walk around our house everyday looking for “her house” that she’s been out of for over a year

by Killiua February 6, 2022

Facebook Alzheimer's

When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.

Tom: who the heck is this requesting me as a friend?
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's

by J Rumundo May 27, 2009

Assheimers

;crippling case of stupidity, one that doesn't think things through nor cares to.

A mental case.

That guy must have Assheimers, he dropped out of medical school to raise pigeons.

by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011