Alp onguc

Wants to know ur girth really badly like really badly

U ask for a alp onguc

by Balls in ur jaw October 27, 2021

Alps

When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.

ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe

I love ALPS

by Googedigul June 22, 2022

Alp

Turkish Name.

Meaning: The Man with the Penis as long as 5 Meter Sucuk

Oh. Look how long Alp's Sucuk is. His name fits perfectly, like LongDongSucuk.

by LongDongSucuk December 15, 2016

Alp effect

(ALP) Effect - this is a crazy effect alp is from china and is Asian if u play with him u like to eat animals if u trio with him or do wagers with him u will turn into a china person u will also be very washed and get kicked out of a team and brag about being a discord mod. Also u turn very weird

Im feeling Chinese's today (alp effect

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Alps

The combination of ow and oops
Alps

Alps! I dropped my keys

by The greetest alp May 11, 2019

Alp

A name for flawless individuals, with ridiculously large penises. Beware of falling in love with them at first sight and them filling your life with pure joy. They are mostly a fan of Fenerbahçe, a Turkish football team. They are really smart and funny and at the same time have a great style and music taste. Likely to have a Nirvana tattoo.

His name is Alp? Dude you are so gonna fall in love with him.

by zeusunpipisi November 21, 2021

dirty alpes

to have intercourse in the ski alpes with your ski masks still on

"You ever get down and dirty doing the dirty alpes on vacation?"

by magickmarkers8 November 1, 2018