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Hotline Affect

The affect that takes place generally in a work environment that is predominately male in which the few women that are in the environment take on a much higher level of attractiveness due to the highly offset penis to vagina ratio. The women in this situation are aware of this and often act very slutty and carry themselves in a way that draws attention to their assets.
Guy #1: "Dude (woman's name) looked so hot today, I would totally fuck her in the copy room."

Guy#2: "No way man! Its the Hotline Affect blurring your vision!!"
by I am Right May 21, 2012
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The Leonard Affect

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.
Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.
by Dontsayfuckinmycar November 19, 2016
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Object of affection

Essence given to an inanimate object due to its relation to a good memory or memories. Usually people save these items and take care of them for a long time because of the emotional value given to the object
Person 1: John won’t ever sell that old Ford Bronco, won’t he?

Person 2: It was given to him by his late father when he just turned 17, he died two months later after he gave him the Bronco. It’s one of the few memories that he has of him, and it’s now an object of affection. There’s no price tag to the memories he lived in that suv.
by Mr. Horowitz July 5, 2022
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Drelly Affect

when you can’t please your girl, so another man swoops her while you don’t know
Damn he my girl is caught up in the drelly affect
by Drelly affect June 1, 2023
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Bittersweet Affect

She really makes me feel the bittersweet affect.
by Figment0 May 11, 2014
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The Ifunny affect

The ifunny affect is when you watch a form of media and then immediately find a featured meme of it on ifunny
Guy one: bro I just watched this video and then immediately saw a meme of it on ifunny
Guy two: that's the ifunny affect bro
Guy one: that sounds stupid as fuck
by JustTha November 29, 2020
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Thomas Affect

Anything tom says or does has a terrible curse on it
nah dont say that bro, its got the thomas affect on it
by georgied17 December 3, 2019
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