ADHD

The most fun anyone can have without drugs. Its like never having to know what is happening anywhere but inside your own little world. It really bothers parents and teachers but sucks for them, the fuckers!

Seriously dude, my mom thinks I'm ADHD just because someti holy shit a squirrel I gotta go bye!

by rawrrrz June 17, 2009

Media ADHD

Media ADHD A term to describe the interaction with simultaneous media exhibited by several consumer groups most notably the iGeneration and Working Mom’s who are often consuming and interacting with 6+ media simultaneously. Interactions simultaneously cross media and life elements, personal to business, entertainment to life maintenance, friends to co-workers, clients . A mobile device is for texting not talking, e-mail is to slow, voice mail should be full or never set up.

"I agree why talk when you can text, we have media ADHD talking takes soooooo long"

by 26 Dot Two February 17, 2010

adadictomy

Slang for female to male sex change operation, ie, "add a dick to me".

Kelly got that adadictomy, so she's a man now. At least she doesn't have to change her name.

by Pat Galman July 7, 2006

addadicktame

Transsexual from female to male

I just heard that angi got an addadicktame and now can write her name in the snow!

by snick^ April 23, 2010

adadadad

when a woman dies from sex

this is shit aka adadadad

by shit boi December 14, 2020

ahadi

Smart intelligent slick fatneek with a 12inch wood hanging on his torso

I bet that guy is a ahadi

by Ikme April 15, 2021

ADHD-TV

A strong urge to switch the channel during a commercial but to forget to switch back until the original program is already underway.

"My husband just switched the channel again when the commercial started but when I asked him to switch it back, my show already started and I missed 5 minutes!"

"He has ADHD-TV, you should have him go see a doctor."

by SsurebreC October 5, 2009