by aTurkishGuy January 24, 2018
Get the AB+ mug.Awkward But Entertaining (ABE) - when someone or something is simultaneously extremely awkward and embarrassingly entertaining.
Customer - "I'm looking to buy a bottle of your nougaretto"
Salesman - "Careful, that's an aphrodisiac" *winks*
Customer - "It's actually for my mum"
Salesman - "Well I'm sure she'll have a great time"
Customer - *goes red* "well this is awkward!"
Salesman - "i'll wrap it in some fishnet stockings for you"
Customer - "oh god"
Customer's girlfriend - *laughing* "this is so frikin ABE!"
Boyfriend and girlfriend painting a wall
Boyfriend - "it's funny how our painting styles reflect our personalities"
Girlfriend - "how so?"
Boyfriend - "well you like to make small and accurate strokes, you're a perfectionist"
Girlfriend - "ok, so what about you?"
Boyfriend - "I like to just lather it on thick, and wait for you to clean it up"
Girlfriend - "oh my, how ABE!" *puts palm to head like a damsel in distress*
*laughter*
*porno ensues....*
Salesman - "Careful, that's an aphrodisiac" *winks*
Customer - "It's actually for my mum"
Salesman - "Well I'm sure she'll have a great time"
Customer - *goes red* "well this is awkward!"
Salesman - "i'll wrap it in some fishnet stockings for you"
Customer - "oh god"
Customer's girlfriend - *laughing* "this is so frikin ABE!"
Boyfriend and girlfriend painting a wall
Boyfriend - "it's funny how our painting styles reflect our personalities"
Girlfriend - "how so?"
Boyfriend - "well you like to make small and accurate strokes, you're a perfectionist"
Girlfriend - "ok, so what about you?"
Boyfriend - "I like to just lather it on thick, and wait for you to clean it up"
Girlfriend - "oh my, how ABE!" *puts palm to head like a damsel in distress*
*laughter*
*porno ensues....*
by TiggyToms December 25, 2013
Get the ABE mug.An extremely unattractive snaggletoothed virgin female with full-on Abe Lincoln facial hair (stache, beard, sideburns)
by Sweet_Melissa December 10, 2010
Get the Abe mug.Nick name of Abraham Lincoln. Therefore anyone whom is deemed the name is a bad ass and probably has a large penis. Usually very sexy and mysteriously interesting. Sometimes belongs to a home schooler.
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