R.A.D.D.

n. (Relationship Attention Deficit Disorder) Sufferers are characterized by the inability to commit his or her attention to his or her chosen spouse, a constant need for attention from potential suitors, and relatively short relationship durations. R.A.D.D. sufferers usually seek out forms of communication with said potential suitors which hide the nature of their conversations from their spouse while not necessarily hiding the actual event. Texting and instant messaging are popular among R.A.D.D. sufferers as they offer more privacy than phone calls as well as the ability to talk to multiple suitors at once. More intelligent R.A.D.D. sufferers disable saving or delete all messages to ensure the maintaining of this privacy.

My girl texts all day but every time I pick up her phone there are no texts in her inbox.... I think she might have R.A.D.D.

R.A.D.D. by overkill8627 January 24, 2011

A.I.A.D.D. 

Alcohol Induced Attention Deficit Disorder - The act of getting drunk and not being able to pay attention to or be around one person or group of people for any amount of time.

Did, you see that guy. He has been around the bar about five times in the past 15 minutes. His A.I.A.D.D. must have kicked in.

A.I.A.D.D. by nwilson93 August 17, 2010

l.a.d.d. 

lesbians against drunk driving

kelly is in l.a.d.d.

l.a.d.d. by mu moo October 29, 2003

Asian A.d.d 

N. A special form of A.D.D given to confused Asians. Originating in the podcast world, this term has gone nowhere fast. The Asian may or may not actually have A.D.D, but still is confused by simple things, usually said by a podcast's host.

Zune podcast host 1: and now to our new members
Cohost: *mumbles about huggles)
Host 1: and that concludes that segment
Cohost(finished spacing out): Wait, what happened?
There you go Asian A.d.d

Asian A.d.d by zuner2012 (bill clinton) March 4, 2009

Toon A.D.D

A syndrom where a person will create multiple characters or toons in a video game, most commonly MMO games.

"Hey Dave, hit level 70 yet?"
"Nope, but I started playing a Warlock last night."
"Damn man, you got the Toon A.D.D bad."

Toon A.D.D by Check'd June 5, 2007

H.E.A.D.D. 

The sudden and intense infatuation with a particular entertainer that lasts for a short period of time after which one moves on to another entertainer.

"OMG! I have the worst case of H.E.A.D.D. for benicio del toro"

"Dude, didn't you develop H.E.A.D.D. for Johnny Depp last week?!"

H.E.A.D.D. by SumSarah April 15, 2010

Spiritual A.D.D. 

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.

Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.

Spiritual A.D.D. by bünch October 26, 2016