Will’s a bitch

When your friend named Will or of the William variety is acting like a lil bitch.

Hey guys, do we all agree that Will’s a bitch?

by ChazMcMuffin October 26, 2017

when i will make a definition of good charlotte without it getting deleted before it even comes on

It better be within a week.

The losers who keep destroying my definitions better stop now.

by dref said right June 7, 2004

i will suck a dick for 25 cents

Something every self respecting straight man will do

I will suck a dick for 25 cents

Thats gay

Its not gay if you do it for money

by I_eat_dick July 8, 2021

there will be a test

A sarcastic phrase used after saying a lot of information to combat people who ignore or mock the amount of info given

unlike common misconception thots and hoes arent the same thing, but they are relatively similar at concept. there will be a test

by IzumiWasTaken April 5, 2020

does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?

Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!

by anonymous February 3, 2022

International Will is a Noob Day

A day to celebrate Will for all of his noobness. Will must be honored around the world for his heroics.

Man 1: Hey dude! Happy International Will is a Noob Day!
Man 2: I wish we had this day off from work. I could really go for a beer right now.

by Greg761 September 17, 2025

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018