I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 03, 2019

Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.

I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.

by StoneyC August 20, 2018

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 06, 2024

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Jelly bean

A disabled person who has no use of their legs

I lost to a jelly bean cuz I couldn’t drop shot it

by Noah1234 November 18, 2020

Jelly Bean

A GREAt person who is soft and nice no homo

Some Gay: Who Jelly Bean
Me: Best person to breathe

by iamnotgay1 September 22, 2017

Jelly bean

Someone who is Jealous. Mainly a cute way to call out a side piece or the main with out offending their very existence.

Girl: *talking to someone other then the main*

Main: ... *looking mad as hell*

Girl: *tries to be cute knowing damn well she ain’t* aww, come here my little jelly bean!

by Jazogirl February 20, 2021