10:59 am

national shitpost time

oh looks its 10:59 am you know what that means

by daveandbustersman May 6, 2021

State Route 59

Taking a piece of shit and shoving it in the tail pipe of someone's car, so it wont start.

My car wouldnt start this morning! Someone state route 59ed me!

by ChodeMasterFlash March 15, 2003

11:59:82747813PM Dec 31, 2020

The current time right now.

person: hey did you know that it’s 11:59:82747813PM Dec 31, 2020?
person 2: it’s W H A T ? !

by AmNow January 7, 2022

Rule 59

Nobody does it better than Gaston. No exceptions.

Guy 1: I don't think anyone can make better spaghetti than I do.
Guy 2: Rule 59.

by SpanktheMonky April 11, 2017

Due MON 7:59 AM

The type of due date the humanities teacher sets sets

"Due MON 7:59 AM"!
yup, thats a humanities due date for ya.

by melen_is_cool123 December 11, 2021

May 31st, 11:59 PM

the moment before disaster, the moment before everyone you know and love will become gay, it is inevitable, fear it at all costs

its May 31st, 11:59 PM, goodbye everyone
*becomes gay*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

1:59 Club

A term used to describe members of the opposite sex, that are the “least attractive” yet still bangable if nothing else presents itself prior to last call. With a typical last call being at 1:50 am and bar closing at 2am, those still on the hunt at 1:59am must make their final choices. Those chosen are official members of the 1:59 Club.

“Yo, what about her? Nah man, she’s in my 1:59 Club at best...”

“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”

by Buster Highamen November 16, 2019