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September 1st

Confess you love to your crush and ask for their sweatshirt even if they reject you
You: hey I like you
Crush:sorry I just wanna be friends
You: Well I still want my sweatshirt it’s September 1st
by CameFromTikTok October 27, 2019
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1st base

After I got to first base with Jess, i found her gum in my mouth.
by Nick July 10, 2004
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December 1st

National stay home day. Everyone stays home from school to confuse the administrators. When nobody shows up for school it's like a free day off for the teachers. tell everyone so no one goes to school. Act sick, break a bone, do anything to stay home.
Mom, I can't go to school I'm sick. and its December 1st
by hehehehehehehehepp October 21, 2019
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December 1st

A straight up bhad bitch was born on this day, a true fucking goddess, and you should praise the people born on this date
Yo she was born on December 1st... She a mfn legend
by Boomquifa69 October 17, 2019
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May 1st

The day that the United States of America killed Osama Bin Laden, the mastermind behind the infamous 9/11 attacks and the leader as well as founder of Al Qaeda, in a special operation in Pakistan during a gun fight.
(Person One): What has the whole "War on Terror" actually done?

(Person Two): DUDE! May 1st!!
by XxDivinexX May 24, 2011
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July 1st

The day gods are born, it’s said men born on this day have the largest schlongs known to man.
Guy: I was born on July 1st
Girl: Please take my virginity almighty one
by GodBroccoli11 October 15, 2019
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October 1st

On October 1st you ask your crush: “Do you want to date”
by Okbuddyimcool September 24, 2020
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