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After the fact

This is a phrase that you say when someone does or says something but they have no idea that their timing was totally and stupidly wrong. Oftentimes, people will say it with the word "all".
How you gonna go to the movies with everybody, leave me behind, and then tell me that the film is good and I should go see it ALL AFTER THE FACT??
by TheBx41 September 17, 2012
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after party

Generally coming from Hollywood slang for a better, more fun party, occurring after another, more boring, party.
May also be used to describe activity that occurs after the club/bar scene is closed for the night.
"Seriously hate these work-related shin-digs."
"Don't worry. There's a kick-ass after party at Kate's. We just have to lose the big-wigs."

"Why do the clubs close at two?"
"S'all right- after party at Tom's- just stick w/ me."
by Amarie23153 May 18, 2008
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after smile

The smile you have after your friend says something funny or makes you laugh and you leave, making a fool of yourself as you walking around with big smile on your face. It is especially awkward if you look at someone with an after smile because they think you are smiling at them, but you are just looking with an after smile.
Person 1: <Insert Joke here>
Person 2: hahahahahhahhaa
(Person 2 turns around and walks away with an after smile)
(Two Strangers walk by Person 2)
(Person 2 looks at Stranger 1 with after smile)
Stranger 1: Did you see that creepy guy smile at me!
Stranger 2: Yeah! It was really creepy!
by kljhgfds December 12, 2010
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after sex phone call

the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all
Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.
by Doris August 14, 2004
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After Effects Photos

When you get home from the gym and your muscles are fully erected so you snap some quick pictures.
Emma sent me a picture of her nips so I sent her an old After Effects Photos
by Gimaf November 17, 2012
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after party

a party that occurs after another party.
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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After-School Munchies

The process in which any student from 7th grade & up feels as though they're going to die unless they consume atleast 3lbs of snack food.
"Dude Im never inviting John back over my house"!

"Why"?

"After-school, he straight up destroyed all my chips ahoy"!

"Ehh . . he probably had After-School Munchies
by TNJ(; September 1, 2010
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