tard 

A hyphenated suffix for people who add their names, or names of friends, to Urban Dictionary with a definitio, of how cool or awesome, or smart they are just so they can satisfy the low self-esteem they have. By doing so they almost certainly proclaim the oppisite is true.

" meta

name for a guy of Thai decent, typically sarcastic, cynical and shallow but for some reason extremely charming. Can be extremely romantic and caring when he wants to be, places a lot of importance on physical appearance of his mate. .... loves to party and people love to party with him."

-Meta-tard

"Sarah

the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer:) and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with her"

-sarah-tard

tard by Wastes my time flaming August 24, 2011

tard 

one who is so friggn stupid that the only way they can understand u is if u use monosyllabic words. also, one can use it to make fun of people wen one is around people who get upset at the use of the word "retard"

matt, you, are, so, tard.
pat is way tard

tard by noggie monster February 24, 2008

tard 

A way to describe the writer for many Urban Dictionary definitions (see number 9 for this word). Usually child of parental tards.

Man 1:Did you see that guy who wrote definition 9?
Man 2:Yeah, what a tard.

tard by Movie King October 18, 2006

Tard 

tahrd

–noun

A. a mentally retarded person.

B. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
C. more commonly known as a Toby Ford

-god damn it toby you fucking tard. i knew you would be the one to try it with a vaccuum.

-you are such a tard, you might as well even be a keilah..

Tard by skwirly88 May 27, 2011

Tard 

A person who thinks or believes they are smart , funny or witty... but in reality; they are just an idiot

President George W Bush is a tard

Tard by Bastardized September 26, 2008

tard 

short for a retarded or acting retarded person

jamie is such a tard she just doesnt get it

tard by starpion December 23, 2011

Tard 

or those R Tards or retards that don't deserve the R and E.

1. Your a Tard.
2. Whats a Tard.
1. it a retard that is so retarded, that they don't deserve the Re.

Tard by Jwarren142000 May 16, 2008