TARDS is an acronym for Trump Alternate Reality Disinformation Syndrome.
Sarah: No, Trump did not call Tim Cook Tim Apple, that is fake news.

George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.
by feetoid March 12, 2019
TARD: Acronym that stands for "Trump Accountability Rejection Disorder", but can be used in the same way as the non acronym version.

TARDs: Plural of TARD

Refusal of former members of the GOP party, now known as trumpublicans or tRumpTards, to hold resident tRump accountable for ANY of his numerous crimes or immoral characteristics.
Me: That guy in the MAGA hat evidently suffers from TARD.
Wife: That's not very nice to say about someone.
Me: No, TARD is an acronym. It means Trump Accountability Rejection Disorder.
Wife: What?
Me: Even though he's done blatant & obviously illegal & immoral crap before and after getting into office, even as much as blatant obstruction of justice, FEC violations (paying off a porn star), abandoning our allies (the Kurds), and even admitting to holding back military funds from Ukraine on the condition that they dig up / manufacture dirt on a political rival; his supporters in the GOP refuse to hold him accountable for it.
Wife: Okay yeah, right. That seems legit..
Me: But I use the term & acronym interchangeably when talking about tRumpTards anyways.
Wife: Sighs....
by John [word] Smithy October 21, 2019
Trump Acceptance Refusal Disorder -- A mental disorder exemplified by the refusal to accept that Donald J Trump won the election.
Terry: Trump is NOT MY PRESIDENT!
Izzy: Terry, you are not accepting reality. You have TARD.
by k...7 November 21, 2016
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.

Signs And Symptoms:
TARD's are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.

According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:

- Telling others they are moving to Canada

- Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College

- Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of

- Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”

- Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona
Look at those TARD'S causing all these riots!!!
by Dubshotta23 November 13, 2016
Any player, coaching staff member, or fan of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which was widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: We beat Melbourne 3-0
Guy 2: Yeah, and didn't they have Muscat sent off?
Guy 1: Yep...stupid Tard!
by Merrick January 30, 2006
the official nickname of a person who supports, plays for, manages the Melbourne Victory Football Club.
Sydney FC Supporter: We lost to the Tards again!
QLD Roar Supporter: Doesn't surprise me!
by budakajana March 9, 2006