the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

by Elburno March 2, 2008

The Captain Underpants

When you grab your mates thong and put it on your head back to front. Then proclaim very loudly in front of your one night stand “CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS” before proceeding to snort like a pig in their ear.

Ruairi wanted to try the Captain Underpants but thought it may be inappropriate considering his lack of a sexual partner.

by FarticusMcFartFace November 27, 2023

Furry Underpants

a type of special undergarment (diaper) that allows the fursuiter to wet or mess without using a toilet

My babyfur-identifying trash raccoon friend is in desperate need of a change. Luckily, he brought spare furry underpants to the furry convention.

by kinky.serotonin August 7, 2024

underpants

the derper version of undertale.

me before 6 beers: Hey it's fuckin undertale
me after 6 beers: fuck it's underpants

by reversethem September 27, 2019

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

the fourth book in the Captain Underpants series written by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

#underpants

pants under your pants

epic lmfao
#underpants

by Ashley Graves November 17, 2018

Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

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Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025