When a man stands with his legs apart and moves his hips from side to side so that his balls and penis hit the inside of his legs causing a load smacking sound.
by Anonymous February 16, 2003
Get the Ringing Big Benmug. by dd October 20, 2003
Get the big up yourselfmug. When he doesn't insult his girl's body or big behind to distract her from making fun of his small penis.
He doesn't feel the need to talk his girl down for fear someone with a BD will swoop her away form him if she gets too confident.
He is confident enough to talk his girl up and make her feel as massively awesome as his dick.
He doesn't feel the need to talk his girl down for fear someone with a BD will swoop her away form him if she gets too confident.
He is confident enough to talk his girl up and make her feel as massively awesome as his dick.
Her: "Why don't you ever compliment me?"
Him: "Because I don't want your head to swell, or for you to get too confident."
Her, thinking... "I need someone with big dick energy. I would tolerate his small dick so much more if he didn't try to make me feel as small as his penis!"
Her: "I love how you compliment me every day. It makes me feel so sexy!"
Him: "I want you to feel sexy. It makes me want you even more when you realize how gorgeous you are."
Her: "You have Big Dick Energy."
Him: "Because I don't want your head to swell, or for you to get too confident."
Her, thinking... "I need someone with big dick energy. I would tolerate his small dick so much more if he didn't try to make me feel as small as his penis!"
Her: "I love how you compliment me every day. It makes me feel so sexy!"
Him: "I want you to feel sexy. It makes me want you even more when you realize how gorgeous you are."
Her: "You have Big Dick Energy."
by JessiesTheory February 4, 2020
Get the Big Dick Energymug. when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.
Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.
by Cpl *J* May 7, 2010
Get the Big Green Weeniemug. Simply put, the greatest head giver in the history of the act. If given the opportunity, she could easily blow a house down.
by Paddywack February 17, 2009
Get the Big Bad Wolfmug. Me : Check out that unicycle rider he's got a bunch of flowers up his butt crack, reading the paper and hoovering the sidewalk while he performs to a street audience of 5000.
Him : Who does he think he is some sort of Charlie Big Spuds?
Him : Who does he think he is some sort of Charlie Big Spuds?
by Krikpoh January 28, 2007
Get the Charlie Big Spudsmug. JACK KUBISH
by Kubish is boss November 1, 2020
Get the Big Edmug.