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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that was once reveled by the internet but is now a censored left wing playground where funny definitions are no longer allowed.
I remember Urban Dictionary. They used to have definitions added by a plethora of users and now it's just hypersensitive left wing pussies.
by Lets Go Brandon September 1, 2022
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urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
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by LendAhandtoLELCat September 13, 2022
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Urban typo

When you search something ignorant or misspelled in the search bar and the top definition completely roasts you.
Internet user: maybe if I make an Urban typo in the search bar something funny will come up.

Some other guy: what's an Urban typo?

Internet user: it's when you make a typo in the search bar.

Top definition: a misspelled version of knob that only a complete moron would search.
by Urban typo August 9, 2019
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urban cone

Have you heard the new Urban Cone song. It is lit!
by Urbanconefan!! September 22, 2017
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