thirty finger handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

4 fingers up

Put up 4 fingers if you think I’m attractive 🫣

*4 fingers up* no questions asked

by Rk_z06 April 7, 2022

3 fingers up

3 fingers up means you are mentally damaged

3 fingers up

by Pediqu_0 April 3, 2023

4 fingers up

Fear of gays

"I always have 4 fingers up"

by Maggii April 20, 2022

4 fingers up

holding 4 fingers up means you think i have an extremely fat ass

“damn bro her ass is fat” *holds 4 fingers up*

by ur dad is hotttt April 18, 2022

Finger Snorkeling

Synonymous with Finger Sharking or Finger Blasting.

Yo serious question. You're at Sandbar and this girl is there. So hot, massive tits. She comes up to you and starts grinding you. You take her back to your place and she's sucking your dick then you start finger Snorkeling her and feel a massive dick, she turns around it's Rysio. What do you do?

by Vajomancer June 28, 2018