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Urban Anus

An Anus that is so EPIC and urban that your penis juice just evaporates, urban in the meaning of EPIC and not some stupid city but as in epic as fuck. An anus so urban that the feeling us so unaxplainable not even steven hawkings could define it. Its just simply an Urban Anus. These anus's are so rare that only a proximity of 4/100 lives will find an Urban Anus.
man: God damn girl thats one hell of an Urban Anus.
wahmen: thanks.
by AssBlaster64 December 4, 2018
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A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies
Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911
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1. A place where you get to read other people's opinions on things and thumbs down/thumbs up accordingly if you agree or disagree.

2. An online dictionary that has a definition for nearly every known word in the world.

3. What you're using right now.
Person #1: Hey, I wonder what the rest of the world thinks about Justin Bieber!

Person #2: Sure, just check Urban Dictionary!
by D-2k() June 19, 2012
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A place that was originally meant for learning the meaning of social media slang, but was turned into a shitshow where "eDgY" boys and men always use slurs and will not shut the hell up about White Girls and Starbucks.
Timmy: I always wondered what would happen if people took the meaning of words and changed them around to make them seem edgy.

Tommy: That already exists, Timmy. It's called Urban Dictionary.
by superbowserfan64 July 30, 2022
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Urban dictonary is down

Urban dictonary is so down its not showing the like and dislike buttons an
by CR7andmessiisGOAT November 27, 2023
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a website you go to to most likely find out about your name and your friends' names, most likely you'll be dissapointd and figgure out that like my last name Allister... I am a complete and utter retard who laughs to much.. but there on the opposite my first name, Bonnie.... a beautyfull one of a kind girl.... so decide urban dictionary! am I a retard or a beautyfull woman???
._. how'm I supposed to find a sentence for this????
guy: go check your name on urban dictionary
other guy; I did... appairantly I'm a complete and utter retard...
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the place you go when looked for opinionated statements on anything, almost anything. Nothing is not based from opinion here, it's all written by random people
Lets go on the Urban Dictionary for the dumbest definitions of words and statements!
by Kittyferns June 5, 2023
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