by Dankali February 23, 2022
Get the Penismug. A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
Get the Micro penismug. A stunning masterpiece, the one and only thing on this earth to wake up for. The magic of an erect, hard, firm, bulging rock hard cock is just so pleasurable to one they cannot stop the urge to drool all over it, the massive veins when it's at its peak of its blood circulation is just incredible.
He was asleep, so I tied him up ever so quietly and gently not to wake him. I forced 4 viagra without lube ;) as far as my tools on hand would let me take them far up inside his asshole. He awoke suddenly, saying 'what the fuck are you doing you pyscho cunt' "I said 'shut the fuck up and take it like a good boy should" smacked him clean across the face with a baseball bat, not so hard as to knock him the fuck out very hard to hold back I must say but the master plan was to have that 9.5 inch PENIS hard as the the metal pole that he was next to take in his now enlarged rectum.
by Pycho Dick Blower March 15, 2023
Get the Penismug. 
a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.
by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020
Get the penis samuraimug. 
by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021
Get the Griffin Sized Penismug.