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Hog fuck

When you eat someone's ass so hard you snort
by Jon-Furtardo November 28, 2016
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Fuck Government

Not to be confused with "Fuck THE government", FUCK GOVERNMENT is a two-word phrase used by individuals fed up with the very idea of government and legitimized authority of all types and classifications, and not just one specific ruling body.
Tom: "Hey man, what's the word on the street?"
Greg: "Didn't you hear? The government banned marbles because kids kept swallowing them and suffocating."
Tom: "Man, but I LOVE marbles! FUCK GOVERNMENT!"
Greg: "But Tom, why not just move to a country whose government hasn't banned marbles?"
Tom: "Greg you ignorant slut... I despise any collective ruling body which has the authority to dictate the lives of its

people. That means any and every government. Therefore FUCK GOVERNMENT!
Greg: "Tom, your method of reasoning may be impractical, but I respect your ability to form an opinion

and stick by it."
by Lavadog84 May 13, 2018
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Fuck a hat

Bob: Judy is such a bitch
Tina: She can fuck a hat!
by Taschh October 18, 2015
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fuck boy

A boy who will probably fuck and chuck any hot girl. Also has the ability to charm your pants off, make you fall in love, and then will dump you as soon as he's tired of you.
Friend: He broke up with me!
Me: Yeah, well he's a fuck boy, and you deserve better.
by cucumber-sandwich June 24, 2016
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Stutter-fuck

(Verb) The highly frustrating occurrence when someone asks you to repeat yourself as if they didn't hear your words properly, only to have them interrupt you as they respond to what you just said indicating they heard you correctly the first time. It makes you wonder why they asked you to repeat yourself in the first place and can be described as being forced to stutter voluntarily... but who the hell wants to do that?
"Would you please stop STUTTER-FUCKIN' me! That's the tenth time in the last 5 minutes you've asked me to repeat myself only to have you verbally stomp me as I tell you what you obviously already heard!"
by Theghost43 October 3, 2014
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Shoe Fucked

Guy 1:your such a retard
Guy 2:Shut Up
Guy 1:Make Me

Guy 2:(Puts Foot Up Ass)
Another Guy:Hahaha You Just Got Shoe Fucked
by Lawrence Guzman January 13, 2011
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fucking hoe

by lilbitchhoebitch July 18, 2019
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