brown whistle

A Brown whistle is when a girl gives head after hard dirty anal

or

when a guy is giving a rim job and a girl sharts.

'I bought her dinner and she wouldn't even give me a Brown whistle

I would have gave him a brown whistle, but I didn't have any breathmints

For male : residue on mouth after lips come into contact with sharted rim.

For female : residue in/around mouth after penis is in contact with poopy anal.

by mistyvail April 19, 2014

Mrs Brown

DA fooniest pefrson ever am I right ha ha I can’t rn it is she is so funny taht I am so happt and laughing larry rn I can’t rn ha ha ha

"Mrs Brown's Boys is on"
"Now thats what I call quality."

by DespicableChuck February 11, 2021

brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

The brown flashbang

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit

The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”

by Pear6 June 23, 2021

Chris Brown

If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up

your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her

by oloswrld June 30, 2020

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 7, 2020