balls squared and uncocked

Extremely frustrated and angry like a man with four testicles and no penis; can't release the frustration the normal way so you're looking for other outlets

variations: 'eggs cornered with no rooster' and 'four squared and uncocked'

"Stay out of Nelson's way. You're already on his shit list and he's got his balls squared and uncocked."

by so42gob4dawn August 6, 2006

moon ball

In football, a terrible pass that is throw so high in the air that it looks like a punt.

Did you see that moon ball thrown by Jeff Garcia on thanksgiving day, 2005?

by mlive rules December 2, 2005

Xbox Live Balls

Someone who talks alot of shit over xbox live but will never say anything to you if you talk to them in real life

Man Josh talks so much shit over xbox
Ya because all he has is xbox live balls
ya i guess your right

by uziman55 February 19, 2011

Biting His Balls

Acting nervously about a situation. This term can be used in place of "Biting His Nails"

TJ is really biting his balls about tomorrow's test.

by Pa$cal February 24, 2009

stinky ball sack

when someone's balls smell like the inside of there own asshole or they smell like a mixture of swet and cum...........yes very nasty

"hey tom why do your balls smell like the inside of your own asshole with a mixture of swet and cum?Gee what a stinky ball sack you have"

by Zach12211551 June 23, 2007

Balls to the Wall

1. One of the ways to get back in during a game of wall-ball. If a player is knocked out he has to stand against the wall while the other players throw the ball at him. If it is an informal game played by friends the guy will have to stand there for either a specified period of time, or a specified number of shots. He will be allowed to cover his crotch with one or both hands. In serious games the crotch can not be covered and the guy has to stand there until the next person gets out.
2. The phrase you shout when someone gets out and you are playing with these rules

Sam touches the ball and does not touch the wall in time
Bill shouts balls to the wall! Sam walks to the wall and covers his crotch while the other guys take turns trying to hit him. After thirty seconds Sam comes back into the game. This is balls to the wall.

by Rainchecker22 October 21, 2010

Backside Ball Bag

The medial side of the scrotum; the part of the nutsack that connects into the grundle.

Man, I was jibbing that rail when I slipped out and hit my backside ball bag.

Dude, quit being such a backside ball bag.

by Dave C of Windsor MA July 23, 2008