Pennsylvania penis patty

When you rap your cock in burger meat, and then you cook it on a stove. After cooking the burger meat you give it to an unsuspecting victim.

person 1: Man this burger is great. Person 2: Oh I'm glad you like it, that's a family recipe. Person 1: What's in the recipe. person 2: My Pennsylvania penis patty

Pennsylvania penis patty by clankerkixbrass April 16, 2026

Baby Penis

Tiny penis that most guys have as a baby and grow out of, but some guys unfortunately keep they're baby penis forever

"when will my baby penis fall out and my adult penis grow in?"

"Daddy, that man has a baby a penis!"

Baby Penis by Embarrassedonlive June 4, 2026

A Daya of a penis 

A small rather pathetic little excuse for a dick

WTF, u have a Daya of a penis.

A Daya of a penis by Anonymous 5.0 November 14, 2011

Tired As Penis 

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

Tired As Penis by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

right-angled penis 

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis

My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!

right-angled penis by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014

beat down by penis 

Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis

Sally got beat down by penis.

beat down by penis by anal explorer 69 December 13, 2015

post breakup penis disorder 

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

post breakup penis disorder by posting for a friend September 23, 2016