Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

Roof Inspection

Term used in the construction industry to signify someone leaving early or taking the day off with out an excuse.

Sam said he had a roof inspection today, so he won’t make it in until after lunch.

by GCLingo July 21, 2022

gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.

I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022

Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.

No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.

by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022

Monopoly Instructions

Absolute nerd

Monopoly Instructions is an absolute nerd. I hate that guy

by KaleCh1ps September 14, 2022

Underwear insurance

Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance

Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.

by King_Pickle September 25, 2022