Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024

Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

Nut Knocker

Brandy Gooch- maker of shortcakes

A Nut Knocker is a woman whose sole purpose is to make sure shortcakes are made daily. Also portioning out cakes into smaller increments.

by imeanimjustagirl December 6, 2024

pst nut clarity

that was my mistake, i wanted to write "post nut clarity" but here we are now!

Mike: pst nut clarity.
Jake: Are you sure you don't mean "Post nut clarity"?
Mike: No, i actually mean "pst nut clarity"
Jake: Are you high or something??
Mike: No

by oh-shit-its-astrality December 8, 2024

Bust a nut

To wank so violently that you drain your nuts and have to wait until your balls are full of cum that you can now bust another nut

Mark "Dude, that porn last night made me bust a nut so hard, I might have to wait three months"
James "That's crazy"

by Aussie Fella' December 11, 2024

Nut

The cosmic blast of man goo, akin to a rocket launch but with more emotional damage and fewer safety protocols.

Example: "He saw the PS6 reveal and detonated a nut so hard it registered on the Richter scale."

by TrippieDaFatMF December 18, 2024

NUT

-never

-underestimate
-teachers

I’m gonna nut all over my school

by OIOIOIBAKAA December 19, 2024