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Jack

Person 1 : Why are you always with your mum?
Person 2 : Im a jack
by bruhnotme August 16, 2021
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Monterey Jack

The act of pouring spoiled milk all over your penis and shoving it inside your partner's anal cavity, which had a cheez whiz inserted. Then let it ferment for three weeks. Before ejaculating inside.
"Smile did you see me and my bitch did the Monterey jack a couple of days before." "Yeah, I saw you on the dinner table at your stepparents. You sick fuck."
by younevabeentoorgnifyouneva August 4, 2021
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Jack

“Jack is kind of a bozo (L+ratio)” -Collin
by Poggersy April 8, 2022
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Jack Avery

person 1 : hey do you know who Jack Avery is?

person 2 : yeah! he’s in this boy band and he cheated on his girlfriend 6 months after she had their baby!
by chickee0017 January 13, 2021
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Jumpy Jacks

Not to be confused with Jumping Jacks, a drinking game in which the player has to take five shots of Jack Daniels and do ten Jumping Jacks in between shots.

Can be played with multiple people as a race
P1: It's my 21st birthday, ass-nose!
P2: Let's go to Skippy's for a good night!
P1: Hell yeah!
(Two hours later)
P2: I'm fucking wrecked after those Jumpy Jacks!
P1: Yeah, my lungs hurt from the Jumpy and my stomach hurts from the Jack.
by GNACK June 24, 2014
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A jack

A kind person who is funny and a “girl magnet
Your a jack
by Astromech0 July 16, 2022
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jack

plays basketball and sweats all over the floor. usually fumbles the bag. uses not your mothers hair products. eats watermelon.def has jibizz in his crocs. he had a kind soul. he probably has a hoe hat that he got on one of his yearly tips. he loves dogs and likes bucket hats!
Hot girl: “yo who’s that boy u like”
boy: “oh you mean jack?”
hot girl: “yeah”
by fartberg July 21, 2022
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