girl: what's that?
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.
by TheGuyWithNoLife April 14, 2024
Get the Penismug. by lesbiangurl March 14, 2022
Get the PENISmug. by truepassive7915 December 29, 2022
Get the penismug. A sexual organ, genitalia, and private part that biological males have. They can be very small or very big. They look ugly for the most part but when they are erected it looks hawt
by mindbodyandbigdickenergy September 1, 2018
Get the Penismug. A private area on a mans body which provides a man to have kids with another women. Without a penis you can’t let sperm out of your body and the testicles ejaculate the sperm exiting out of the top of a mans penis and wherever the tip of your penis is.
Women: It’s time
Man: YES FINALLY *pulls down trousers whips out penis and pushes in and out of the Women’s Vagina*
Man: YES FINALLY *pulls down trousers whips out penis and pushes in and out of the Women’s Vagina*
by BlackMan-1234567890 March 28, 2019
Get the Penismug. by Beeboy7393 July 24, 2021
Get the Penismug. 