scam text

Scam texts are when you accidentally leave your phone with someone; mostly of the opposite sex and you have your friends text you for two reasons:

1. You want the person with your phone to think that you are popular and many people of all varieties are texting you.

2. You want to use that scam text as a base to see if the person with your phone is nosey and/or has gone through your phone knowing you have that scam text waiting for you.

Hy Claire, can you send me a "scam text" to my phone....I left it with my boyfriend and I want to see how nosey he is !!

Hey Jonathan, Chris, Tom, Jodi, and basically my whole address book in my phone, can you send me a "scam text" to my phone so my boyrfriend/girlfriend thinks I have lots of friends?

by scabes November 29, 2010

premature textulation

When you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text

Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on

Caribbean Air?

One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"

by Babbling Brook December 2, 2010

waffle text

A text message in the shape of a waffle. #

He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)

by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011

vapour-text

When you are smoking weed via a vapourizer and you start weed - texting (similar to drunk dialing).

OMG I vapour-texted that a$$ociate last night.

by aMat2011 April 1, 2011

talkward texting

when neither of the parties want to stop texting but neither can think of a subject to talk about.

1. "ya"
2. "haha"
1. "haha"
2. "ya"
1. "sooo.."
2. "soo.."
1. "lol i think we are talkward texting"

by spankyy420 April 12, 2011

default text

text written to avoid having a full conversation with someone.

Richie: Sent her the default text; going to the gym.
Sam: Bet she stopped texting you quick.
Richie: Works everytime.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)

The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.

by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011