Jack Elliott

Jack is a very smart man with a very small weenie. He enjoys basketball baseball reading and loving Valorie Ford but not admitting to this. He also wants to go to prom with her but is a baby and won’t ask. (He is also racist and an anti semite)
Jack Elliott is a baby
by Jack Sheldon March 24, 2022
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Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
by Malachi Constant April 13, 2019
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jack fountain

can be annoying can be a prick can be stupid but all round a nice person
by jejaokanbchieoalms October 18, 2019
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Jack Brookes

Jack Brookes is the pengest guy around. He’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet and his dick packs a punch. If you ever meet a Jack Brookes, never blow his trust, he’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
Bob : “Do you know Jack Brookes

Every Girl To Ever Walk The Earth: “Hell yeah, his cocks huge”
by farmblock steppa May 03, 2021
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Jack Wagon

slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes
Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.
by Charliefyffe December 12, 2018
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jack lass

A lass with a jack ass who pretends to be over smart.
The other day a jack lass with her jack ass seemed quite contended with their unnatural act.
by doodling June 30, 2011
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