Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*
Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch
Jim: *eats candy*
Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch
by AmHolding October 31, 2021

A scarcely unknown masturbation technique where you cut the palm of your hand and use the blood as lubrication to masturbate with, the pleasure cancels out the pain.
by Soggy sack May 14, 2018
