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Monkey

Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020
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ginger monkey

A giant astonishing creature named as the ginger monkey, once inhabiting the earth we walk.
"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022
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Monkey Doer

A term descrbing one who follows the crowd. Take on the phrase "Monkey See Monkey Do"
Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?

Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.
by knockanutt September 6, 2014
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Dart Monkey

A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.
“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”
by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021
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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843
by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023
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Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H
by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022
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