Porch Monkey

a nigger

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie

by quandale dingles cumslut May 9, 2022

Textbook Monkey

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.

"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"

by MFBlu May 2, 2024

monkey

someone who doesnt know what a monkey is would be classified as stupid, now search up stupid

i am a monkey

by human 2 January 25, 2024

monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014

Monkey

A black ex slave

What the fuck are you I’m a monkey

by QsKBoT August 31, 2019

Monkey Feet

When the head is so good your toes curl like a monkey.

“Man that head was so good that bitch gave me Monkey Feet”

by Акула August 3, 2021

ass-monkey

a monkey with an ass

ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb

by Stinky Cheeks April 3, 2021