Pod Dick

The ugly morphing enemy on the original NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Also any person that resembles him.

Jonny: Man this game is so fucking hard!
Skaz: You aint seen shit, you aint even faced the Pod Dick yet.

Stephen: Fuck that Alan Ballard cocksucker he is such a Pod Dick!
Joey: Hell yeah I totally agree.

by Skazellino January 27, 2012

Dick Richard

Someone who creates a fake profile on any social network (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Etc.) and adds almost everyone from a certain school, town, family, or gang. and talks trash or anything a Douche bag would do. Also know to be a lonely person with no life!

Example:

Guy 1- Did you see that fake profile on facebook last night?

Guy 2- Yea, That dude is such a Dick Richard

Guy 3- Ikr!!!

by Mr.Awesome84923 September 7, 2011

dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color

"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"

by berka13 September 12, 2011

Jelly Dick

The act of not bathing in a week and smearing duck butter on your dick, then sticking it in a woman’s vagina while on her period and then having her suck it off.

Dude, I took Jamie on a date last night and gave her the jelly dick she seemed to enjoy it.

by Wheezy P.(WP) April 5, 2023

Zika dick

When you contract the zika virus, you carry the virus for 6 months. You must abstain from sex for that period of time.

Dude I went on vacation in Mexico, now I have zika dick.

by Udustyoldqueef July 4, 2018

Dick Cheese

When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.

Kim: “I smell something....weird..”

Bob: “What does it smell like??”

Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”

Bob : “........”

Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*

Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”

Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”

Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”

Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”

Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”

Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”

Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”

Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”

by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018

dick tongs

1. The thumb, index finger, and middle finger of a human male's primary hand. This is the typical configuration used to support and aim one's business during urination.

2. Fingers

1. "It is nasty to not wash one's dick tongs after going to the bathroom."

2. "Get your dick tongs off my beer!"

by Duckmeat March 9, 2005