Toothpaste Cheese 

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.

Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017

forced cheeseburger 

A kink act involving force feeding, a bound vegan a cheese burger.

So I was fucking the vegan chick the other night and she wanted the forced cheeseburger!

forced cheeseburger by not sire November 1, 2017

Scandinavian cheese grater 

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!

Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!

Scandinavian cheese grater by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017

cream cheese surprise 

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

cream cheese surprise by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

green-cheese

Bizarre, off the planet, might have come from the moon.

Rejecting all the evidence, Tim stuck doggedly to his green-cheese conviction that the indigenous population had arrived only 700 years ago.

green-cheese by Claude Ball November 18, 2017

White cheese 

White cheese is a synonym for pussy (the female bodypart) in the Swedish language. The correlation is made through the famous white cheese “feta” which in Swedish sounds like the word “fitta” which is commenly used as a synonym for vagina.

“I ate white cheese today”
“Dude, her white cheese tasted amazing”

White cheese by Emmeboiii December 7, 2017

Artificial cheese 

Robot semen

Dude,I would totally spray some artificial cheese on my phone because I’m into that sick robot porn

Artificial cheese by Sjfkd April 23, 2018