Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022

Gluey Insides

When a man heats up a warm load of cum and ejaculates into the belly button

Fuck man he made me have gluey insides

by anonymous March 1, 2022

The Instigator

The Instigator is the god of reality. He can use many sexy powers and he loves loves loves loves to kill small gay noobs called Eyes.

Xoxo, Instigator.

The Instigator hates Eyes.

by The Instigator March 3, 2022

pulled inside the gate

Polish saying for when someone was beaten up and robbed possibly killed

What happened to your friends face.. He was pulled insde the gate

You shouldnt go that way you can get pulled inside the gate

by Cpt Bomba March 8, 2022

Ultra_Instinct_vr

A gorilla tag player who is bad at the game and has laggy wifi

Why is Ultra_Instinct_vr so bad at the game and has McDonald’s wifi.

by Dababyvp March 8, 2022

fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

Hiding inside a jacket

means you fuck a crazy amount of dudes

"Lukas is Hiding inside a jacket again"

by chileinsupremecy1914 April 26, 2022