bull penis putter

someone who gets angry easily or can't take a joke

Dude we're just messing with you, dont be such a bull penis putter.

by StupidAsianBartender December 28, 2024

Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024

Fortitudinal Penis-ramming

Strength, or fortitude, within the penis region that is then utilized to take the lucky lady to plow town via the ramming. Usually refers to the ultimate air-to-air victory over some Chinaman or Russian pussy, but in this case, it's purely sexual in nature. It's derived from fighter pilot lingo and usually helps to assert dominance in a room full of nonners.

"Marilyn Monroe was the recipient of many a Fortitudinal Penis-ramming from some lucky fighter pilots because she was unable to resist the charisma and musk of such greatness. Especially pilots of the Attack genus."

by Jewcy McJiblets January 4, 2025

unwashed penis

cheesestick
i eat unwashed penis

i eat unwashed penis

by Stixele January 5, 2025

Brigthon Penis

when someone's dick is smaller than average. usually 1-3 inches
also means someone is fruity (gay)

also can be called Brigthon Dick

Liam: ''She yelled at me telling me I had a Brigthon Penis, I yelled back that I don't have a Brigthon Penis''
Ben: ''You know Mark is a real Brigthon Penis.''

by Brigthon Penis January 6, 2025

Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025

Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.

"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 13, 2025