penis machinist

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.

The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.

by anonymous August 6, 2021

Penis

Too small to see it in your fat body

"that mans penis is so small!"

by arandompersonnotamurderer March 29, 2022

cantalo penis

When you mean to write cantaloupe and it autocorrects so you look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist so you add it to the list.

Cantalo penis is up to one’s imagination. What does it mean to you? It’s filled with opportunity. It NEEDS to be here

Cantelo penis: is a typo of cantaloupe

Imagine this:
you are in a heated text-debate about which melon is superior. You make a claim about the Cantaloupe.
"Cantaloupe is the worst!" is what you meant. "Cantalo penis” the worst!" is what came out.

by Spikeballlovers69 August 3, 2023

penis

if you have a penis it is small and you are not a man yet cuse men have dicks if you are a man with a penis your gay :) -ching chon asshat

jade “hey bro you have penis u gay”
tanner “aw thanks bro we can chill in a hot tub”

jade “fuck ya”

*high five*

by ching chong asshat January 12, 2020

Penis Leaf

The foreskin of a penis; an insult

That man just called a woman a bitch because she wouldn’t sleep with him. He’s such a penis leaf .

by Petite Marvel January 19, 2018

devil penis

a small stunted ugly penis like bruce harnet

you devil penis

by toby f May 20, 2016

penis in womb deep

When something is unreachable to the point where just trying to describe it cause brain malfunction.

There's so much dust inside my computer. Like penis in womb deep!

by HappyWill16 December 6, 2023