one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

one on the city

To order a water in a coffee shop or restaurant.

Give me one on the city...

by MarkBryan March 4, 2007

Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc

for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.

by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006

Rollin' on the one

Driving slowly so that the needle on your car's tachometer is pointing to the one--or your engine is only doing about 1,000 revs or less. This is usually done in front of a club or party in order to floss your ride and/or stereo system.

Did you see Skip's new whip?
Yeah, he came by the front of the club rollin' on the one so everybody could peep it.

by DBITY December 31, 2008

One

A way of dismissing an asine conversation or person often sugested with little to no respect.

cris: yo lemme skill that L bitch you hit
cheder: nah bitch ONE

by Joeycracks August 19, 2007

one-a-day

A beneficial defecation regimen.

It never fails, when I travel my vitamin (one-a-day) routine is impeded.

by machBailz May 17, 2007

only one entertainment

Group of guys from north prarie, wisconsin, a relatively small town. They are up and coming and deserve to be big but just havent got that big break yet. Nick svec is the leader of this " company"

Lets go watch only one entertainment at the rave tonight man

by jay pisarek January 28, 2008