Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning

Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts

by Lacrazey June 27, 2019

nuts

the body part above the penis aka balls

did you suck dans nuts last night

by bigamericanidiot April 23, 2022

Deez nuts

Eat my benas and balls they taste like peanuts

The only word starting with a d and ends with an s is deez nuts

by Jacobthedanksterbenad April 6, 2022

DEEZ NUTS

The biggest pairs of nuts in the world. many girls like to suck on them

Thanos: I dare you to suck deez infinity nuts

Journalist: OOOOOOOOH YEA DADDY

Gay Kid: if you like those you will like theese

Journalist: nah im good Gay Kid yours deez nuts is trash

by Juniiiiiio January 30, 2019

supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.

John: Where’s joe?
Peter: He’s in the hospital.
John: What for?
Peter: He’s experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro wicked skill issue.

by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021

deez nuts

It came from youtube and became popular.

deez nuts gateem.

by Mattsavage November 1, 2017

Nut meat

Nut meat

Dom’s nickname is nut meat as he has a nutty meat ;)

Wow that’s a chunky nut meat u got on ya

by MOlz xox October 11, 2020