penis slug

When you pull out and drag it across their belly or pubic mound

Last time I was with your mom, I pulled out and gave her a penis slug on her pubic mound.

by Cockloogie69 July 18, 2021

Penis Stress

Sexual (dick) dysfunction

Sorry I can't today. I'm suffering from Penis stress lately.

by HeavyLillium November 13, 2019

Christmas penis

When a relative or person is horny around the holidays

Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis

by Kyle browfloski December 13, 2016

coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.

Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!

by Bigboy packet November 27, 2021

Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)

damn shawty a mf penis milf

by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 20, 2021

Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

by The word of god February 05, 2020

Penis moment

A typically cringy moment you had, usually as a child.
A moment that you didn't realize was cringy at the time but in later years makes you shudder as you think about it.

Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.

A: ''hey dude, remember that time you fell in love with our teacher and stalked him online and then he blocked you?''
B:''Don't remind me ..''

A: ''penis moment lol''

by Juenyx January 24, 2024