Who's up caressing your milk finger?
by Wulfgar Ur December 27, 2023
The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers January 06, 2018
a Chinese finger trap is when a women is fucked from behind by one man whilst giving a blow job to another
by the whore next door lalala April 23, 2017
When a man puts his finger on the tip of a man with foreskin and rolls the foreskin onto his finger.
by Xananajen April 26, 2022
When two uncircumcised males put their penis tips together rolling each other's foreskin back and forth to the point of ejaculation.
by Stinbot May 12, 2025
When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.
"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."
by Tango Taco September 08, 2023
by mondoduke May 23, 2020