One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Fat One

When you nut so good the shit splatters everywhere.

Yo homie I busted a Fat One last night. Good ass premium porn.

by DashUnaSkorDash September 20, 2018

one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.

"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."

by Bb용 January 12, 2017

Carrying the one

When you stick your finger up a girls pussy and she sticks her finger up a second girls pussy

Carrying the one tonight

by CocknBallsBroadcasting June 11, 2025

Drop and give me one

For qualified riflemen: taking a firing position and, within five seconds, triggering one carefully aimed shot that connects with its target.

When I approached the firing line, the range officer said in a low tone, "Drop and give me one".

by Ironsmanshooter July 8, 2017

One-Percenter

A rich person

Hey, One-Percenter! You suck reheheere

by Lost Detached Soul May 17, 2025

Administration Unit Number One

The first admin, or the most important.

"Hello Administration Unit Number One! How are you doing today?"
"I'm pretty good, Administration Unit Number Two!"

by LunarLucario August 26, 2017