marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.
Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017
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kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 03, 2013
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Monkey dance in a barrel

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 02, 2022
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Funny Monkey

Adjective: To be the cool person in a group or Somebody people look up to in the comedic scene.
Dude, that show was so Funny Monkey. I'll need to show this to all my friends.
by DevilMoss March 09, 2021
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monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
by monkeybrainedrea July 04, 2021
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african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 03, 2022
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high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.
Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids October 15, 2015
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